Smoking a fat doobie is probably my favorite form of consumption but alas, sometimes having a drink is just more preferable.
Whether it be for hanging out next to the hotel pool or attending an alcohol party in which you want to drink but not alcohol; the versatility of live rosin infused beverages is something every stoner should try.
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Sure, you could take a trek to your neighborhood dispensary and pick up a pre-packed pre-portioned infused drink, and maybe if you’re on the fence that’s the best first option.
However once you realize how amazing infused drinks can be you’re going to want more and you’re not going to want to buy them one serving size at a time.
Lucky for you I’ve done some reverse engineering in my kitchen and come up with a stupid simple drink that is refreshing, tastes great, and over the long run will end up saving you boat loads of $$$.
Blazerade: Refreshment for Reefer Lovers
This shit will get you blazed fast because it taste so damn good and nostalgic. It’s also super dumb simple to whip up.
It’s also just good to give your lungs some time off to rest and recover once and a while and so switching to edibles, whether they be brownies or drinks like this, are great ways to mix it up and have a blast at the same time.
The secret ingredient of this recipe is the Magic Number live rosin tincture. The bottles contain 1,000mg worth of THC which means they last a long time. I’ve mixed this tincture with all kinds of base drinks from LaCroix to orange juice and they’re all great.
So feel free to experiment and riff off this recipe, this isn’t some Julia Childs Gordon Ramsey masterpiece; it’s a simple straightforward affordable refreshment for the working classes.
For equipment and materials you will need:
- A shaker – Either metal martini style if you want to be fancy or a plane jane Blender Bottle from the gym will work.
- A pairing knife to cut up your lime yo!
- Some ice cubes – More if you want it cold. Crushed if you want maximal coldness. Couple rocks of you just want to sip on it.
- A glass for sipping. I like re-purposing stadium cups for low-key consumption but fancy cocktail glasses are cool too.
For food stuffs you will need:
- Some powdered electrolyte drink like Liquid IV or something like that for sweetness
- 1 Lime
- Sea salt
- Water-soluble CBD tincture (I like East Fork Cultivar’s ‘Beverage Enhancer’ drops as they are naturally a bit bitter)
- Some THC tincture (I’m a big fan of Magic Number Mega Drops, they slap hard and taste great and last forever)
Recipe Instructions
- Mix electrolyte powder with water first, shaking vigorously to dissolve it completely.
- Then open the shaker and add the lime juice, a couple squirts of full-spectrum CBD extract, a splish splash of rosin-infused tincture, and finally, a pinch or two of seat salt.
- Toss in a handful of ice cubes.
- Close your shaker and shake everything up again.
- Poor into cup over ice. Toss in a slice of lime for garnish.
- Drink. Enjoy. Blast off. Nap.
