This blog is merely the collection of the rantings of a stoned kook, trying to make some sense of the cosmos around him, while trying to have a few laughs (and joints) along the way.
That’s it. I began by keeping short weed notes in a notebook, which evolved to a Google sheet, which turned into a 20+ page running Google Doc (I tend to get a bit verbose with my cannabis pontification).
Eventually the doc got so long it became hard to find things I’d previously written about so the idea took root that maybe I just throw it all on a simple WordPress blog and well, here we are!
In terms of the who, what, and why, you can dig deeper into each of those below:
My name is Erik, and I live in the state of Oregon in a town called Aloha (or Beaverton depending on who you ask) within spitting distance of Portland proper, which is where I source a majority of my sticky dank.
I like to smoke, eat, and vape weed and then geek out about said weed and meet other cannabis nerds who also like to get weird with. Sharing and trade insight, information, and opinion is a foundational pillar in the cannabis world, whether you be on the consumption and or the growing end.
For more on me as a person, author, and pothead, check out this more detailed “who” page.
Opines, strain overviews, and the occasional gear/equipment review. I consume mostly within the Oregon recreational market but will on occasion visit other legal states like Nevada, Colorado, and Washington.
Click through here to learn the main categories on which The Hallowed Gram currently publishes and where I’d like to be publishing more in the future.
Often referred to as a “mission statement” in the business world (although here I prefer to think of it simply as an impetus), outside of wanting a more efficient way of documenting my experiences than a never-ending doc, I do truly feel Blessed2Blaze©, blessed to live in a state with so many amazing farms and subsequently, blessed to have so much cannabis abundance.
Writing here is a selfish pursuit of journaling but in doing so I hope to bring attention to all the amazing work the hard working folks in the cannabis industry are putting in to create truly exceptional plant medicine.
For a more verbose explanation digging deeper into the “why” behind this website check out this page.
Always Striving For Authenticity
Authenticity, being 100% unabashedly one’s “self”, is I think at the core of stoner culture which is why the community is so damn diverse in terms of people, their opinions, their professions, their walks of life, their preferred forms of consumption, the list goes on.
One thing many share though is an appreciation for quality herb. Chefs around the world, from all disciplines can all ultimately align on the value of cooking with well-grown, organic, produce, and so it is with many a pothead as well.
So, in the name of authenticity, I’m generally going to get pretty ripped whenever I’m writing for this blog. The times I edit this blog not stoned comprise probably 1-5% of the time and I only do so to remove some of the typos and inconsistencies that riddle these webpages.
But 95% of the time I’ll be putting finger to keyboard with my mind 10,000 feet in the sky above the cold mossy PNW clouds. I do this because I believe to write a truly authentic strain review one must be fully enveloped in the warm sticky embrace of the genetics being described.
Doing things authentically though come at a price. Trying to regularly publish a blog while high is tough, given how deep and distracting some cannabis experiences can be.
Challenges only strengthen my inner-resolve though, or so I like to think, so I will always plow on undeterred, no matter how many errors I make along the way.
Answering Questions You Might Have
Is this website owned by a corporation?
No
Is The Hallowed Gram a medical professional?
No
Does The Hallowed Gram provide medical advice?
Fuck no.
Does The Hallowed Gram purport to provide legal advice?
Hell-to-the-fucking no.
Is The Hallowed Gram a news site?
It depends on what you consider news. Dropping a review on a hot new strain? Sure. Flexing my six-figure journalism degree that I don’t have to feel “elite”? Obviously fucking not.
Does The Hallowed Gram accept sponsorship?
Sure, but it will be clearly denoted as such. A man’s gotta eat.
Can I write for The Hallowed Gram?
If you are an marketing shill and want to write for SEO-benefit or for purely self-promotional purposes then no, you cannot write for this website.
If you are genuinely passionate about cannabis and genuinely want to share that passion, then yes, please reach out!
Where is The Hallowed Gram based?
The Hallowed Gram is home-based in Aloha, Oregon but I write from wherever I am and I love to travel.
Is The Hallowed Gram an expert on cannabis?
That depends on where you are in your personal journey with cannabis. For the new converts, perhaps some content will seem expert-level.
For many veterans on the other hand, it won’t.
The goal is to share information and ideas freely and without prejudice with the goal of it helping someone, somewhere, at some point in time.
We’re all at different stages in our individual life (and cannabis) journeys.
As I consume my way through pounds on pounds of MJ I always try my best to provide value by being as honest and descriptive as possible, but whether or not you find value in that is up to you.
Is The Hallowed Gram authoritative?
Ultimately that question will be left to you, the reader, but I humbly do believe this website should be considered authoritative in so far as everything is transparent and authentic.
All reviews are done in good faith and with complete honesty. Any sponsored content is always clearly denoted as such.
If content is not clearly labelled “sponsored” then it’s something I spent my hard earned money on (which at time of writing this is 100% of my content equally thousands of dollars).
Is The Hallowed Gram trustworthy?
I’m an Eagle Scout; you can trust me.
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What’s your favorite strain of all time?
Tropicana Cookies.
….fight me